OUST THE TRAITORS: PART 5 - Benedict Arlen has finally done it -

It finally happened. The day we all knew was coming has come to fruition. Our resident Republican traitor Arlen Specter has finally pulled the ultimate plug and switched to the Democrat Party. I am disgusted and also quite furious. He provided an article of betrayal via the snakes at Politico:

I have been a Republican since 1966. I have been working extremely hard for the Party, for its candidates and for the ideals of a Republican Party whose tent is big enough to welcome diverse points of view.

Is that why you vote with the Dems so much you back-stabbing Judas? I seem to remember you voting for the largest spending bill in the history of human civilization. How'd that work out for ya? Ohhh, I see. Biden BOUGHT YOU, didn't he? Arlen, you have long been the subject of the Oust the Traitors program. I remember not long ago when Biden schmoozed Lasagna Cheeks up and tried to get him to switch parties.

Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.

What a load of tomfoolery. Moved far to the right? Is that a joke? The current Republican Party is probably the most "moderate" and squishy as has ever been. ESPECIALLY you hounds in the Senate - Most of them are liberal Republicans just chomping at the bit to become part of the Dem machine. You're a real piece of crap, Arlen.

When I supported the stimulus package, I knew that it would not be popular with the Republican Party. But I saw the stimulus as necessary to lessen the risk of a far more serious recession than we are now experiencing.

And how'd that stimulus work out, you moron? Seems like unemployment has gone up quite a bit since then. GM is about to cut 20,000 jobs. Hell, I LOST MY JOB ARLEN. ARE YOU GOING TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW THE STIMULUS WORKED?

Since then, I have traveled the state, talked to Republican leaders and office-holders and my supporters and I have carefully examined public opinion. It has become clear to me that the stimulus vote caused a schism which makes our differences irreconcilable. On this state of the record, I am unwilling to have my twenty-nine year Senate record judged by the Pennsylvania Republican primary electorate. I have not represented the Republican Party. I have represented the people of Pennsylvania.

Pardon my Frenchola, but you piece of shit. You were never a Republican and there was always a schism between your liberal views and the rest of the country. It's disgusting that you kept getting reelected by your pawns in Pennsylvania.

You represented no one except yourself, Lasagna Cheeks. You will be welcomed with open arms into the Democrat Party. Why? You are the prodical son, Arlen. You were always a liberal democrat and now you're finally going home. Biden must have some real dirt on you, Arlen. An act of this magnitude would be unforgivable normally, but in this instance it was expected. HOW MUCH DID BIDEN PAY YOU? Was it 30 pieces of silver, you traitor?

In the end, this is good for our side - the side of Good. We oust one traitorous, liberal, alien creature who would normally vote with the Dems anyways, and in 2010 Pat Toomey will win Specter's old Senate seat. YOU WILL NOT BE REELECTED, ARLEN. YOU ARE FINISHED.

Oust the Traitors: Part 4

Why have I just read of this now? Joe freaking Biden tried to get that traitorous pig Benedict Arlen Specter to join the Democrat Party:

Pennsylvania's Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell — an all-around macher and quote machine — says Joe Biden was part of a recent tag-team effort to get Arlen Specter to switch parties, cable news channel RNN is reporting.

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"We've tried," said Rendell. "Myself, Sen. [Robert P.] Casey, Vice President Biden have tried to talk him into it, but he's bound and determined to stay a Republican."
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"I am well aware of the tradition of secret ballot on political elections and the difficulties of binding arbitration on the conducting of a business, so I'm hearing people on all sides," Specter said.

Let me be the first to break this to you Arlen. You aren't a Republican. You are a disgrace and come 2010, you will be removed from office because your voters can't stand to look at you anymore. Need I remind the audience of your heinous act illegal intergalactic immigration? Good.

And Arlen, why are you taking on Joe Biden? You are nothing compared to Prince Biden. Specter vs Biden is like a cat with no legs vs my foot. Arlen, you horrible fool, the seed has been planted. Soon he will have full control of you and before you know it, people will mistake you for Bernie Sanders.

Let me speculate how the Specter and Biden meeting went:

*Note there will be profanity. Biden doesn't hold back.*

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"Arlen, buddy! Great to see ya! Take a seat over there ya big treasonous brute!"

*GURGLING NOISES* "Ohhh *slurp* sorry Joseph I was just slobbering over my own ineptitude again. It's hard in Washington when you've got lasagna cheeks, you know?"

*Biden-laugh* "God damnit, Arlen you kill me! Okay, okay. Business time. What say you leave those cocksuckers in the Right Wing for good? They all know who you really are Arlen. As we used to say back at ole' Tommy Jenkins' tool shed back in Scranton, 'Ain't no use in hiding it no more when you're already covered in shit!"

"You're so charming, Joe. You know how much I love your folksy Scranton talk. It tingles the Pennsylvanian in me. Even though I'm really from Kansas."

"Come on Arlen. We all know you're from Sullust. Hell! Those two bitches in Maine are basically Canadiens and no one says anything. You're checkered past is mostly safe here in Washington. But those damned Elephants you pal around with aren't lookin' out for ya like I am. I want what's best for you Arlen."

*Inexplicable squeal*

"Woah woah.. Arlen my boy! You came out! Those wingers be damned! You're with us now ya'hear? Wait. Arlly. I've got it. You and those two Canadien dames can destroy the Elephants from the inside. Think about it. The only thing is.. you'll need to turn back to human because I don't want to let Barry know what's going on. He's busy working in Michelle's garden all the time."

"My liege..."

"Sheep..." *Creepy Biden laugh*

Joe Biden: Dumbest man alive or master manipulator?

Oust the Traitors: Part 3

I'm sure we've all heard the news of The Great Betrayal by now. We're looking at you Arlen Specter. And those two Canadian chicks. But back to this Benedict Arlen fellow now. We should've been able to see it in his face that he would be a deciever in one of the darkest hours. After all, he's not even one of us. "Oh gracious, what could he mean!?" You know what I mean. Arlen Specter is playing for the other team. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll buy you a rose and then poke you with thorns.

Arlen Specter is... an alien:








Specifically Nien Nunb from the SoroSuub Corporation.

Notice how the cheeks have more layers than my mother's lasagna. The robust ears. The fish-lips all nice and puckered up, ready to kiss your baby with the stamp of dishonor and ready to shake your hand with Captain's hook waiting for you to turn so he can STAB YOU IN THE BACK!

The board calls for Arlen Specter to switch to the Democrat Party or become part of Lando Calrissian's fascist Alliance military party. The choice is yours, Arlen.

P.S.

No, I don't know if the SoroSuub Corporation is behind this or why they would be. Could it be the Trade Federation? Or, heaven forbid, a sect of the Galactic Senate? We all know the alien bureacrats are some of the most heinous.

God help us all.

*CLASSIFIED EVIDENCE*

EXHIBIT A:

Here the lasagna-cheeks are not as prevelent in our friend Arlen. He may have been using some sort of aging cream at this time. We're not sure. Or maybe his E.T. body secretes it's own sort of moist cakey substance that provides a small camouflage. Again, we're not sure.

EXHIBIT B:

Here you can really see it. Lasagna-cheeks in full force. You can see in both photographs that the great amount of passion both are showing reflects in the eyes. Now, normally I would have expected to see Arlen's ears to protrude horizontally in a time of great passion; as in Exhibit B-1, but his do not. He has fooled a wide number of colleagues this way.

EXHIBIT C:

This is a different photo because of the obvious aging of our Nien Nunb friend. I cannot tell if this is Arlen Specter circa 1965 or Arlen Specter circa 2009. There is greyness all around him. Arlen must have found a way to prevent the excessive eye-bagginess as seen in Exhibit C-2(which coincides with aging E.T.s). Again, though his colleagues suffer from over-consumption of make-up products he has no such need. Well Arlen, you could get rid of the eye-bagginess, but not the lasagna cheeks. And that's how we caught you. That and your vote on the Porkulus.

Why, Nien Nunb, why?! Not even the great General Ackbar was safe from your tretchery. Now your bloodlines have spilled their way into the U.S. Senate. It's only a matter of time before the Inter-Planetary Revolution: perhaps in 2012?...

Oust the Traitors: Part 2

I'm going FJM(FireJoeMorgan) on this bizzo. This is a decent article on the very subject of ridding us of RINOs(Republicans in Name Only).

Congratulations to Barack Obama, the incoming 44th president of the United States. He soon will fill America's highest office after a nearly flawless, first-time White House bid. He demonstrates that education, eloquence, and elegance trump lingering racial bias. His staunchly left-liberal ideas aside, he inspires in many ways. May he govern justly and make every American proud.

Now, what about those whom Obama and his supporters vanquished? What the Republican party badly needs is a Night of the Long Knives.

The GOP has been laid low, thanks to politicians who swapped their principles for power and lost both. As the chief electoral vehicle for conservative and free-market ideas, the Republican party cannot regain America's confidence —nor should it — until the guilty have been cast into the nearest volcano.

As I've said many times before: OUST THE TRAITORS!!! Kathleen Parker, David Frum, Peggy Noonan, Colin Powell(I curse your name after I say, "Amen" and hit the hay), David Brooks, Christopher Buckley: Get out of my Party. How can Chris Buckley look himself in the mirror? The son of the great William Buckley, the stalwart American conservative, one of the most respected men on the Right, betrays his own flesh and blood to play footsie with the Dems. Why? Because the Messiah seems "smart" and "cool."

Comrade George W. Bush has spearheaded the most aggressive federal expansion since Franklin Delano Roosevelt. As a delivery system for socialism, he has been the most effective Trojan Horse since that pine steed rolled into Troy.

A sad and unfortunate truth. I have a lot of respect for the great man that is W Bush, but enough is enough. Compassionate conservatism needs to end. Conservatism is by DEFINITION compassionate. Fake Conservatism in the name of empathy or "feeling right" is nothing more than liberalism-lite.

When Bush arrived, Washington consumed 18.4 percent of Gross Domestic Product. Uncle Sam now devours 22.5 percent of the economy, reported

Jon Ward in the October 19 Washington Times. "The country has gone from a $128 billion budget surplus when Mr. Bush took office to a deficit of at least $732 billion in fiscal 2009," Ward writes. "No president since FDR — who offered a New Deal to pull the nation out of the Great Depression and then fought World War II — has presided over as rapid a growth in government when measured as a percentage of the total economy."

While much of Bush's spending has funded defense and the War on Terror, most of it vanished into the furnaces of No Child Left Behind, the 2002 Farm Bill, the 2003 Medicare drug entitlement, the 2005 highway bill, the 2006 ethanol mandate, at least 69,341 earmarks,

and much, much more. In 2001, Bush launched federal embryonic stem-cell research. By 2008, he added the word "nationalization" to the American vocabulary, and underscored it with nearly $1 trillion in bailouts and Third World—-style government ownership stakes in banks and financial houses.

Yikes. Thank you Hank Paulson!

Bush has kept America safe from terror attacks since September 11. The liberations of Afghanistan from bin Ladenism and Iraq from Ba'athism were vital victories for national security and human rights. Until this year's mortgage meltdown, his tax cuts fueled robust growth. Good work.

To me this really diminishes Bush's accomplishments. We liberated over 40,000,000 people for God's sake. We have had incredible economic growth since 2002, never having a negative month until just these past few troubling months. Unemployment has been at it's lowest point in 40 years, even lower than during the Reagan Era. "Good Work" doesn't cut it.

Thank you W Bush, for saving us from the tyrannies of Al Gore and John Kerry.

Nevertheless, Bush is the GOP's Jimmy Carter, a weak bumbler who embarrassed his constituents, betrayed his philosophical movement, sank his party, and eventually surrendered the White House to the opposition, this time led by the Senate's Number One liberal, still in his first term. Bush should retire quietly to Texas, where he can drive his truck, chop wood, and avoid the limelight for the balance of his natural existence.

That is pretty harsh, but yes, Bush should just quietly leave office when the time comes.

Bush could use someone to sweep the leaves at his ranch. I nominate Karl Rove. Why on Earth is he always on TV spewing advice? As "the architect" of the oxymoronic Big Government Conservatism, he counseled Bush to solidify power by spending like a Democrat, slapping tariffs on steel, and locking away his veto pen for six years. Under Rove, the administration's communications efforts made the Tower of Babel sound like a news channel. This would be bad enough if the GOP were unprincipled but in control. Oops! The GOP lost Congress in 2006 and the White House in 2008. Thanks, Karl.

Excuse me; it's The Arcitecht to you. But yes, what a dick.

With few exceptions, Republican congressional leaders cheered this elephantiasis amid an atmosphere of corruption, incompetence, and unaccountability. Top Senate Republican Mitch McConnell, House GOP chief John Boehner, House Republican whip Roy Blunt, and other failed leaders should go warm the back benches. Senator Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens will become Ted "Jail to Nowhere" Stevens — and not soon enough.

Stevens needs to be in prison.

Former Senate GOP leaders Bill Frist and Trent Lott, and top House Republicans Dennis Hastert and Tom DeLay have nothing to offer America. They should be left alone to fade quietly into obscurity.

Former House speaker Newt Gingrich captured the House from the Democrats, passed the Contract with America, and then bungled his speakership while conducting an extramarital affair with a subordinate during the Clinton impeachment drama. Why do pro-family conservatives, or anyone else, still heed this man?

Why pile on Newt? Newt is one of a the few conservatives that actually goes to the press and advocates conservatism. I didn't even know he hooked up with some hooker-bot years ago.

Hell, if The Messiah can get away with communing with terrorists left and right, Newt should get another chance.

Instead, Americans should listen to Republicans who courageously advance pro-market principles today. Senators Jim DeMint and Tom Coburn would make outstanding GOP honchos. House Republicans should elevate Jeff Flake, Mike Pence, Jeb Hensarling, and John Shadegg to key positions. Governors Mark Sanford of South Carolina and Louisiana's Bobby Jindal are attractive young reformers with lots to offer through at least 2012. Ditto former Maryland lieutenant governor Michael Steele, author of 2008's best slogan: "Drill, baby, drill!"

John McCain and Sarah Palin campaigned energetically while advocating lower spending and tax cuts. Alas, the bailout fiasco cut them off at the knees. They otherwise might have prevailed, and deserve praise for trying to do the right thing.

Once the GOP's detritus is dislodged, rebuilding can begin. The best way Republicans can redeem themselves is to ask daily: "What would Reagan do?"

Reagan would oust the traitors. Bold colors, my friends. Bold colors.