The Baron vs The Motherland

Recently, The Baron went on a trek across Europe with our good fellow blogger Death. The Baron was determined to conquer the Danube River in an attempt to become greater than the Motherland herself.

The River spoke, and swallowed him up as he mocked it from the shoreline. Only by his great Thiesfeldt bloodlines was he saved. The river ate him and then spat him out as if to say, "I cannot devour one of my own, but let this be a lesson to you!".