OUST THE TRAITORS: PART 5 - Benedict Arlen has finally done it -

It finally happened. The day we all knew was coming has come to fruition. Our resident Republican traitor Arlen Specter has finally pulled the ultimate plug and switched to the Democrat Party. I am disgusted and also quite furious. He provided an article of betrayal via the snakes at Politico:

I have been a Republican since 1966. I have been working extremely hard for the Party, for its candidates and for the ideals of a Republican Party whose tent is big enough to welcome diverse points of view.

Is that why you vote with the Dems so much you back-stabbing Judas? I seem to remember you voting for the largest spending bill in the history of human civilization. How'd that work out for ya? Ohhh, I see. Biden BOUGHT YOU, didn't he? Arlen, you have long been the subject of the Oust the Traitors program. I remember not long ago when Biden schmoozed Lasagna Cheeks up and tried to get him to switch parties.

Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.

What a load of tomfoolery. Moved far to the right? Is that a joke? The current Republican Party is probably the most "moderate" and squishy as has ever been. ESPECIALLY you hounds in the Senate - Most of them are liberal Republicans just chomping at the bit to become part of the Dem machine. You're a real piece of crap, Arlen.

When I supported the stimulus package, I knew that it would not be popular with the Republican Party. But I saw the stimulus as necessary to lessen the risk of a far more serious recession than we are now experiencing.

And how'd that stimulus work out, you moron? Seems like unemployment has gone up quite a bit since then. GM is about to cut 20,000 jobs. Hell, I LOST MY JOB ARLEN. ARE YOU GOING TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW THE STIMULUS WORKED?

Since then, I have traveled the state, talked to Republican leaders and office-holders and my supporters and I have carefully examined public opinion. It has become clear to me that the stimulus vote caused a schism which makes our differences irreconcilable. On this state of the record, I am unwilling to have my twenty-nine year Senate record judged by the Pennsylvania Republican primary electorate. I have not represented the Republican Party. I have represented the people of Pennsylvania.

Pardon my Frenchola, but you piece of shit. You were never a Republican and there was always a schism between your liberal views and the rest of the country. It's disgusting that you kept getting reelected by your pawns in Pennsylvania.

You represented no one except yourself, Lasagna Cheeks. You will be welcomed with open arms into the Democrat Party. Why? You are the prodical son, Arlen. You were always a liberal democrat and now you're finally going home. Biden must have some real dirt on you, Arlen. An act of this magnitude would be unforgivable normally, but in this instance it was expected. HOW MUCH DID BIDEN PAY YOU? Was it 30 pieces of silver, you traitor?

In the end, this is good for our side - the side of Good. We oust one traitorous, liberal, alien creature who would normally vote with the Dems anyways, and in 2010 Pat Toomey will win Specter's old Senate seat. YOU WILL NOT BE REELECTED, ARLEN. YOU ARE FINISHED.

Heritage loves Paul Ryan

The Heritage Foundation has laid the future of the Movement at the feet of Paul Ryan.

He's young, charismatic and conservative.

The Heritage Foundation, a prominent conservative think tank in Washington,
has anointed this rising GOP star "the leader of the future of the conservative
movement."

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Elected to Congress in his 20s, he's a self-described nerd.

"I've been reading federal budgets since I was 22-years-old," he said. "That's
kind of a weird thing to admit. It kind of makes me look like a dork."

So instead of snorting coke and agitating banks, Paul Ryan read budgets?.. Hmmm...

Still, Ryan is comfortable zinging the White House budget director by day and hobnobbing at the White House with the chief of staff and treasury secretary by night.

He's confident, not cocky -- he picks up his own dry cleaning -- but he's clearly being groomed. Ryan, however, is wary of party elders. Like last year's GOP presidential nominee, John McCain, he fancies himself a reformer, blaming "them" -- the nameless Republican old guard -- for abandoning principle and shrinking the party.

"A lot of them have retired. A lot of them have lost their elections, and so the way I see it is we've got a younger breed of reformers in the party," he said. "That breed has got to take over and become a reform party."

Ok. Great. But I have to call BS on this one. John McCain didn't yell at Republicans for abandoning priciples; he was the LEADER of those who abandoned principles. Ya know, that's why we lost in November. John McCain, Arlen 'Lasagna Cheeks' Specter and all the rest of those frauds need to retire and get out of the way.

Ryan is part of a new wave of a sort of "in your face" conservatism that isn't afraid of what they believe like those Canadian wannabes in the northeast. You can include Jindal and Palin and all the others on the Patriot List.

Paul Ryan, by being named the Movement's next leader, has moved up one rank on the Patriot List. Congratulations, Ryan. You must be proud.

It's Too Late Arlen...

Arlen. God love ya, because we all know Satan already does. What in the name of Charlton Heston is going through his head? We love to take shots at Arlen every time we get. And rightfully so seeing as he is a disgrace and probably an alien.

Well, Arlen may be doing something right for once. Maybe.

WASHINGTON, D.C.— Americans for Tax Reform was able to confirm today that
Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Penn.) will announce his intent to vote against both
cloture and final passage of the Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA), also known as
“Card Check.”

“Senator Specter has come through in the clutch,” said Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform. “This is almost certain to be the single most important vote of 2009. The Employee Free Choice Act has the potential to do tremendous damage to the economy at an extremely vulnerable time. Thank you Senator Specter for standing on the side of individual liberty for American workers.”

I don't even know what to make of this. Yeah, I guess we should be happy. But this reeks of Joe Biden. Believe me, we can smell a Biden stunt from many blocks away. We already know that "Scranton" Joe has already planted the seeds of espionage in Arlen by trying to get him to switch Parties. Even entertaining something like that is borderline treasonous.

Now, Joe. We're on to you. Not only is Lasagna Cheeks a complete fool, he's also a puppet for the puppet master Joe Biden. Please just resign Arlen, before you infect us all.

Oust the Traitors: Part 4

Why have I just read of this now? Joe freaking Biden tried to get that traitorous pig Benedict Arlen Specter to join the Democrat Party:

Pennsylvania's Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell — an all-around macher and quote machine — says Joe Biden was part of a recent tag-team effort to get Arlen Specter to switch parties, cable news channel RNN is reporting.

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"We've tried," said Rendell. "Myself, Sen. [Robert P.] Casey, Vice President Biden have tried to talk him into it, but he's bound and determined to stay a Republican."
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"I am well aware of the tradition of secret ballot on political elections and the difficulties of binding arbitration on the conducting of a business, so I'm hearing people on all sides," Specter said.

Let me be the first to break this to you Arlen. You aren't a Republican. You are a disgrace and come 2010, you will be removed from office because your voters can't stand to look at you anymore. Need I remind the audience of your heinous act illegal intergalactic immigration? Good.

And Arlen, why are you taking on Joe Biden? You are nothing compared to Prince Biden. Specter vs Biden is like a cat with no legs vs my foot. Arlen, you horrible fool, the seed has been planted. Soon he will have full control of you and before you know it, people will mistake you for Bernie Sanders.

Let me speculate how the Specter and Biden meeting went:

*Note there will be profanity. Biden doesn't hold back.*

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"Arlen, buddy! Great to see ya! Take a seat over there ya big treasonous brute!"

*GURGLING NOISES* "Ohhh *slurp* sorry Joseph I was just slobbering over my own ineptitude again. It's hard in Washington when you've got lasagna cheeks, you know?"

*Biden-laugh* "God damnit, Arlen you kill me! Okay, okay. Business time. What say you leave those cocksuckers in the Right Wing for good? They all know who you really are Arlen. As we used to say back at ole' Tommy Jenkins' tool shed back in Scranton, 'Ain't no use in hiding it no more when you're already covered in shit!"

"You're so charming, Joe. You know how much I love your folksy Scranton talk. It tingles the Pennsylvanian in me. Even though I'm really from Kansas."

"Come on Arlen. We all know you're from Sullust. Hell! Those two bitches in Maine are basically Canadiens and no one says anything. You're checkered past is mostly safe here in Washington. But those damned Elephants you pal around with aren't lookin' out for ya like I am. I want what's best for you Arlen."

*Inexplicable squeal*

"Woah woah.. Arlen my boy! You came out! Those wingers be damned! You're with us now ya'hear? Wait. Arlly. I've got it. You and those two Canadien dames can destroy the Elephants from the inside. Think about it. The only thing is.. you'll need to turn back to human because I don't want to let Barry know what's going on. He's busy working in Michelle's garden all the time."

"My liege..."

"Sheep..." *Creepy Biden laugh*

Joe Biden: Dumbest man alive or master manipulator?

Oust the Traitors: Part 3

I'm sure we've all heard the news of The Great Betrayal by now. We're looking at you Arlen Specter. And those two Canadian chicks. But back to this Benedict Arlen fellow now. We should've been able to see it in his face that he would be a deciever in one of the darkest hours. After all, he's not even one of us. "Oh gracious, what could he mean!?" You know what I mean. Arlen Specter is playing for the other team. He's a wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll buy you a rose and then poke you with thorns.

Arlen Specter is... an alien:








Specifically Nien Nunb from the SoroSuub Corporation.

Notice how the cheeks have more layers than my mother's lasagna. The robust ears. The fish-lips all nice and puckered up, ready to kiss your baby with the stamp of dishonor and ready to shake your hand with Captain's hook waiting for you to turn so he can STAB YOU IN THE BACK!

The board calls for Arlen Specter to switch to the Democrat Party or become part of Lando Calrissian's fascist Alliance military party. The choice is yours, Arlen.

P.S.

No, I don't know if the SoroSuub Corporation is behind this or why they would be. Could it be the Trade Federation? Or, heaven forbid, a sect of the Galactic Senate? We all know the alien bureacrats are some of the most heinous.

God help us all.

*CLASSIFIED EVIDENCE*

EXHIBIT A:

Here the lasagna-cheeks are not as prevelent in our friend Arlen. He may have been using some sort of aging cream at this time. We're not sure. Or maybe his E.T. body secretes it's own sort of moist cakey substance that provides a small camouflage. Again, we're not sure.

EXHIBIT B:

Here you can really see it. Lasagna-cheeks in full force. You can see in both photographs that the great amount of passion both are showing reflects in the eyes. Now, normally I would have expected to see Arlen's ears to protrude horizontally in a time of great passion; as in Exhibit B-1, but his do not. He has fooled a wide number of colleagues this way.

EXHIBIT C:

This is a different photo because of the obvious aging of our Nien Nunb friend. I cannot tell if this is Arlen Specter circa 1965 or Arlen Specter circa 2009. There is greyness all around him. Arlen must have found a way to prevent the excessive eye-bagginess as seen in Exhibit C-2(which coincides with aging E.T.s). Again, though his colleagues suffer from over-consumption of make-up products he has no such need. Well Arlen, you could get rid of the eye-bagginess, but not the lasagna cheeks. And that's how we caught you. That and your vote on the Porkulus.

Why, Nien Nunb, why?! Not even the great General Ackbar was safe from your tretchery. Now your bloodlines have spilled their way into the U.S. Senate. It's only a matter of time before the Inter-Planetary Revolution: perhaps in 2012?...