Off to the AZ

In a short 4ish hour's time we will be boarding a plane destined for the land of milk & honey: Arizona. I will be accompanied by the Baron and the one they call Death. The family name runs deep in the AZ. Cousin Cuyler is in his bed right now awaiting our arrival with the glee of a schoolgirl.

Cousin Cuyler has a sister who is marrying an incredibly Mexican man. We are going to this ceremony to make sure no one gets stabbed. Because Mexicans stab people. Especially the illegals.

Who knows what glories away us?! It is an almost 1 week tour of the great desert state. We will traverse the unbearable tundra of the Canyon of Greatness; possibly losing our way and surviving the entire trip only by feeding on grubs and scorpions and the occasional illegal baby.

Updates live from Arizona if we find internet access!

To All A Good Day, for Victory is in my Mitts

Tonight at Pioneer Bowl the team hits the field once again with the last 9:20 game, lower field. When I woke up this morning I had a chill down my spine which sent electric pulses to my brain signaling its going to be a good day to stomp the terrain. We have two more ballers added to the roster tonight, which means #1 more hits, #2 better defense, which equals = VICTORY. My meditation of the game as already begun. My prediction of this week is us winning 11-5. Solid Defense all around, good hitting, but I will have the highlight of perhaps a triple, double, and single. But short of a homerun for the cycle. Jared will probably go 3-4 with 3 singles, but a diving catch in Right Field.

Other news is we shall be approaching MN this weekend for my dear cousin's wedding. Should be an awesome time with a night or two at the Holiday Inn. And yes, we will document the wedding in all its awesomeness. Hopefully to capture Mark the Legend himself who is as elusive as the legendary Thunderbird in the sky, or the mutant dog bear that travels the roads of Normandy.

Peace out, A down