Fight the Fat: Oust the Traitors: Part 4

Why have I just read of this now? Joe freaking Biden tried to get that traitorous pig Benedict Arlen Specter to join the Democrat Party:

Pennsylvania's Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell — an all-around macher and quote machine — says Joe Biden was part of a recent tag-team effort to get Arlen Specter to switch parties, cable news channel RNN is reporting.

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"We've tried," said Rendell. "Myself, Sen. [Robert P.] Casey, Vice President Biden have tried to talk him into it, but he's bound and determined to stay a Republican."
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"I am well aware of the tradition of secret ballot on political elections and the difficulties of binding arbitration on the conducting of a business, so I'm hearing people on all sides," Specter said.

Let me be the first to break this to you Arlen. You aren't a Republican. You are a disgrace and come 2010, you will be removed from office because your voters can't stand to look at you anymore. Need I remind the audience of your heinous act illegal intergalactic immigration? Good.

And Arlen, why are you taking on Joe Biden? You are nothing compared to Prince Biden. Specter vs Biden is like a cat with no legs vs my foot. Arlen, you horrible fool, the seed has been planted. Soon he will have full control of you and before you know it, people will mistake you for Bernie Sanders.

Let me speculate how the Specter and Biden meeting went:

*Note there will be profanity. Biden doesn't hold back.*

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"Arlen, buddy! Great to see ya! Take a seat over there ya big treasonous brute!"

*GURGLING NOISES* "Ohhh *slurp* sorry Joseph I was just slobbering over my own ineptitude again. It's hard in Washington when you've got lasagna cheeks, you know?"

*Biden-laugh* "God damnit, Arlen you kill me! Okay, okay. Business time. What say you leave those cocksuckers in the Right Wing for good? They all know who you really are Arlen. As we used to say back at ole' Tommy Jenkins' tool shed back in Scranton, 'Ain't no use in hiding it no more when you're already covered in shit!"

"You're so charming, Joe. You know how much I love your folksy Scranton talk. It tingles the Pennsylvanian in me. Even though I'm really from Kansas."

"Come on Arlen. We all know you're from Sullust. Hell! Those two bitches in Maine are basically Canadiens and no one says anything. You're checkered past is mostly safe here in Washington. But those damned Elephants you pal around with aren't lookin' out for ya like I am. I want what's best for you Arlen."

*Inexplicable squeal*

"Woah woah.. Arlen my boy! You came out! Those wingers be damned! You're with us now ya'hear? Wait. Arlly. I've got it. You and those two Canadien dames can destroy the Elephants from the inside. Think about it. The only thing is.. you'll need to turn back to human because I don't want to let Barry know what's going on. He's busy working in Michelle's garden all the time."