The System. Is Down.

So there I was. Sitting at work for a subsidiary of the Bergstrom Corporation, I came upon an obscure website that would be blocked under normal J.F.B. Protocol. This site was Youtube. I paroused around for a minute or two before realizing, "Hey.. THE WEB FILTER IS DOWN!!" I sprung out of my seat to relay this vital information to my man Jemal in sales only to find him slobbering all over the keyboard looking at A-Rod pictures. He, before me, had discovered the hiccup in our network and refused to share the news.

Now here I am, sitting in Boss Man's office typing a blog post on his computer. Boss Man, otherwise known as Brother Zachary, was also dumbfounded by the discovery.

There really is no purpose to this post. I wasted my time writing it and now you have wasted time reading it. We're all in this together, folks. Yay for the interwebs!