Dear Emma Stone, would you please grace me by being my Valentine tomorrow or the next day, maybe a month or two? You just simply put me in awe throughout all your movies. Not only do you rival the status of a goddess, but acquire the smarts of a nuclear physicist contantly blowing up the box office with your pictures like the high school tale of Super Bad to descimating Zombies all over the U.S. in the craftful twinke searching Zombieland. You could come on over and I'll take you to the best restraunts the land has to offer. What is more delicious than enjoying a good bowl of fresh Wendy's chili. Or going to the notorious Buffalo Wild Wings and devour spicy wings and clench the fire with cold glasses of root beer. Or if these two scenarios sound boring I'll take you on in a game of Super Smash Brothers Brawl and crush you without shame with Gannondorf, because you are probably so terrible at the game. Then we can watch some awesome movie like Blade Runner or perhaps my favorite Sin City. Just throwing it out there Emma, if you have some free time tomorrow drop on by mi casa and I will treat you to the best day of your life and you will be shown the true way a true lady should live, and if not well whats wrong with some wishful thinking. Also I am no old perv but a fresh 21, So give me a holla.........
The Baron
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