The Patriot List

As of today, I have issued an executive order and have created "The Patriot List". It will be beautifully placed on the right side of the page in an aesthetically pleasing way.

I suppose it has a purpose. It will be a list of the top 5 current Democratic ass-kickers. If you're not kicking the Asses' asses then you're not on the list. That, or for any damn reason I please. So may I present you... THE PATRIOTS OF TODAY(but maybe not tomorrow!)!



1. Michelle "Constitution" Bachmann - For slapping those slobs Geithner and Bernanke around on Capitol Hill. She's just all-around awesome and is currently our #1 Patriot.



2. Jim "2012" DeMint - For standing up to the Brown Shirts while most in the Senate raised the white flag.



3. Bobby "Gustav" Jindal - For telling the RNCC to stop being pussies and start acting like Republicans.



4. Sarah "Judd Force One" Palin - For... well.. just being Sarah Palin.




5. Paul "Governor" Ryan - For fighting against the Democrat googolplex budget.


This list will be updated whenever I feel like it.