After twoish years and just nigh of two hundred posts the time has come for great men to do great things. I am talking about myself, of course and am of course referring to going pro. Oh yes, the time has come for me to raise my game to unprecedented levels of professionalism and then maybe one day it will be worth around $17mill and I can sell it for a yacht and sail the sea forever, and all ofthe free time spent writing my new book - an autobiography entitled "Me and Why I'm Great".
I have narrowed down the purpose of this forum to one thing: begin the end to human culture atrocities everywhere. Whenever feral animals try to gain 'person' status, I will be there to crush them like the savage beasts they are. Whenever Clay Matthews does not win Defensive Rookie of the Year, I will be there to degrade sports writers everywhere as disgusting neanderthals that do not know sports. Basically, I know lots of good things and most other people know of very little good things. Stay tuned for daily updates because that's what professionals do!
UPDATE: Here is another travesty of a best rookies list. Michael Oher is atop. Sure, he's good and all, but where would he be without Sandra Bullock to guide him?
UPDATE II: The list is a travesty because Clay Matthews is at No. 6.
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