Can he save the Defense?

Is this the man that can bring sanity back to Green Bay's defense? Are the days of tyranny and 4th quarter collapses behind us forever?

The answer to that question is very obvious: Look at the suit.

Nothing says, "I will kick this defense square in the groin and laugh at it while it's bent over puking on the sidelines" more than wearing a suit on gameday. NOTHING.

Let the 'Mike Nolan ass-kicking defense' era begin.

The Season: 0-1

Well I thought everyone would like to see our roster! I kid of course-a team of all girls probably would've scored more than 1 run.

The Baron, who prides himself on his Omar Vizquel-esque shortstop prowess, had a couple of errors in the field: overthrowing 1st base once and Bill Buckner-ing a groundball right through his legs. I myself had two meager flyouts at the plate.

The Baron and myself are hardly to blame for the futility. We do play with a bunch of freshman girls, remember.