NARUTO FINDS LOVE!!!!

So today Naruto, my lil bro, and I were hanging out. We were pretty hungry for the time was half past noon. I asked Naruto if he was feeling some "Big Burger" we'll call the fast food restaurant. So we both agreed and drove a long four minutes over to the burger shack.

I eyed up the menu from above and seeing the new jalapeno burger posing on the big billboard, thus my choice was obvious. Then I asked my bro what he wanted and he inquired upon a small soda and a large size of curly fries, so I obliged and ordered. So I look at the cashier and notice she is kinda hefty and pretty gross, this is kinda how she looked.

But you know its alright because I just want some good food. So I begin ordering and tell her what I want. I informed her I'd like a large curly fries, a small soda, then a combo #5. Then she became bashful and was like, "So you want a small soda, then a large fry, THEN a combo #5???" And I looked at her kinda strangely and said, "Yes, for don't you see I am ordering for two, thus the need of two cups for soda, and two serving of fries." Then she countered with a sigh, "Alright makes sense." Then dispensed our sodas, Ben and I trailed over to the fountain and filled our drinks with sweet Dr. Pepper and a fizzily Mellow Yellow. Next we took our seats on the worn buttocks imprinted fossilized cushions and adjusted into the seat and found comfort. And we received our food and began to devour and chit chat.
Then in the middle of our meal Naruto looks over to me and says, "That lady was acting particularly strange with me. She giggled as I approached her and she was blushing and smiling like a baby which had just heard a good joke. I ordered my usual of the thick burger large sized. Then she perked up and gave me a wink as she gave me my cup. Next she adjusted the band on her head and asked me, "Can you eat all that, or aren't you a big boy?" Then I noticed a glob of slobber began to drool down her lips and she danced her eyebrows in my direction and suddenly vacuumed the dripping saliva back into her mouth quicker than a snapping mouse trap. I looked at her like she was crazy, but then she gave a gentle purring roar and did funny stuff with her eyes like she was sizing me up. And I told her "Yes I intend on eating it, otherwise why would I have ordered it?" Then she gazed back upon my direction and said, "Sounds more than reasonable to me. I just have never seen a Man take down a thick burger large sized in quite some time." By this point I was really freaked out Baron and made a dash to your table.

I looked at Naruto and began to laugh heartily. NARUTO THAT CHICK WANTS YOU HARDCORE, SHE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU BY YOUR ORDER!!!!!!!!!!! Then I think back to how she was disappointed when I ordered so much and discovered the meal was for two. For she was testing my eating ablility. For I concluded in that moment she judged a man's character and masculinity on how much grease one could pile and accumulate into their gut. And after my disappointing order in her eyes, Naruto delievered to be a promising candidate to her liking by ordering so much food. Naruto proved to be the true man she awaited, like a princess waiting in her frying frozen burgers food prison awaiting for her grease loving Prince to order the right amount of food in effect wooing her over. And living forever after in a grease slathered town where the crisco flows and the meat is never too lean.
When I explained to Naruto why the chick acted so shy and interested in his order he was pretty struck and didn't know what to think. Naruto's reaction

Well anyways by this time all of us were grossed out, even my lil bro and we left and thought nothing more of the situation which occured at the fast food joint, but that Naruto broke the heart of yet another woman.