This. Cannot. Happen.

I have never been one to call for impeachment of the man who holds the highest office in the history of offices, but if this is not a cause for incredibly vicious action, not even the spilling of blood will sway.

Fans of the ABC series about marooned plane crash survivors fear President Barack Obama will give his State of the Union address Feb. 2.

That's the same day as the three-hour premiere of the final season of "Lost."

I prefer not to use profanity on this forum, for I much rather prefer to wax poetically and show off my vocabulary skills to the lovely ladies that may drop by, but I've never needed to swear more in my life. This is pure bullshit. Should this happen, I will be demanding an immediate resignation by President Obama and his entire cabinet and their complete staff of underlings. No one, not even Matthew Fox himself, could keep me from seeing this premiere on February 2nd.

So help me God, if I have to be kidnapped by a gang of Columbian coke dealers just to watch LOST on a tiny thirteen inch TV in a feces-ridden shack somewhere outside of Santa Marta, I would not think twice about the situation and would gladly accept the premise just so I could gaze into Sawyer's starry eyes as he projects cynisism and toughness, yet snarkiness as well, towards his cast-away-mates and fall back into my happy state that exists only during LOST season.

Get off my ass, Barack. You are not bigger than LOST, and I demand you recant.