Alas, we have all heard the devastating news by now. Rickie Weeks is out for the season.
WHY HAVE THE BASEBALL GODS DONE THIS TO US??? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE SUCH PUNISHMENT? Was it the untucked jerseys that LaRussa and the Cardinals so frown upon? It cannot be, for the root of the 'untuckem' is pure of heart.
Nay, it was indeed the Cardinals themselves, lead by the treacherous Tony LaRussa, who has hexed him. You disgust me St. Louis, you and your witchcraft know no limits, do they?
And now, in tribute to the great Rickie Weeks; an FTF exclusive haiku:
Rickie, you are missed
We waited for potential
Brewer nation weeps
And a special haiku, bringing a curse upon the Cardinals:
LaRussa, be warned
Your efforts will be repaid
A curse unto thee
YOU HEAR THAT CARDINALS? I pray to the statue of Ryan Braun that you are, my former friends in St. Louis. You have crossed the line with this and we SHALL HAVE RETRIBUTION!
ON TO THE SWEEP! ON TO THE 'UNTUCKEM'! ON TO THE PLAYOFFS!
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