A Great Day, A Red Day -- AND THE SUN RISES

Death has finally passed through the shadow of school and is cruising on Easy Street (aka summer vacation) for the next four months. After dominating his last exam and stomping on his teacher's face with it..I actually turned it back in and demanded a more difficult exam..I realized that I was done with everything and have only 5 days until I return to Wisconsin.

Is it a good feeling? It's like..walking down the street, tripping on a crack and having 10 billion dollars made of marshmallows break your fall..and the great thing is that in this dream, the 10 billion dollars made of marshmallows are real currency, and you can choose to eat them, save them, or put them in your s'mores. Yeah, it's that good.

So after munching on these gold standard marshmallows, I decided to post all the things I shall do when I am in America that I could not in Europe.

1. Drink a Mountain Dew that costs me less then $4.
2. Eat an entire box of Reeses Puffs.
3. Eat a Culver's burger.
4. Have some Wendy's chili.
5. Dominate everyone in Super Smash Brothers.
6. Insult Jay Cutler.
7. Drive the Honda Accord.
8. See the Baron and Jared the Great in person.
9. Say hello to the Baron's brother.
10. Eat a ton of Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies.

This is a short list and only scratches the surface, but it's what I must accomplish asap. America the Beautiful..they don't call it that for nothing. SOON, I RETURN.

By the way, I dumped some poisonous radioactive waste in a river today, just for Earth Day.