The 60ft Phallus

So there I was: sifting through the 'Location Details' of the visitors of this site and I came upon something quite odd. And by "odd" I mean "really, really gay". On SiteMeter you can see the referring URLs and search words, or in stupid terms: what they type into Google to bring up your site.

Normally you get things like: I hate Favre / Aaron Rodgers God / Arlen Specter lasagna cheeks / and so on like that.

But this... this particular search reference was... and I kid you not: "an 18-year-old painted a 60ft phallus on his parents' roof in berkshire. it remained undiscovered for a year"

Less odd - but still very odd - is that the search came from UK's Stirling Council out of Scotland. Here's some of the services listed on their website:

Report a Fault or pay your Council Tax Online.

Money problems? We can help.

Buying your council house

Land Services-street cleaning, grounds maintenance, cemeteries and countryside

What trading standards do.

Oh, I see. You provide monetary and lawn care by trying to find as many 60 ft dicks as they can. Now I get it.

And sure enough, if you type that whole phrase into google it brings up this blog. This is now the defacto Phallus discussion blog on the intertubes.