So earlier today I was in my car coming back from Jimmy Johns listening to 102.1 WLUK Alternative Rock. A song ended and a computer chick's voice introduced the next song, "Nickleback: Something in Your Mouth". SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH!.... That is the actual title of the song. I would not kid.
I can imagine the Nickelback boys sitting in their garage thinking of their next masterpiece.
Chad Kroeger: "Wait. You guys. Let's write a song about sticking a dick in a chick's mouth!"
Rest of band: *sits in bizzare silence; staring*
Chad Kroeger: "Cuz... you know.. I like chicks and stuff. And we'll make it rock REALLY hard with our power chords and my velvety voice. And it can also all be an allegory for a chick eating Canadian bacon.
Rest of band: "Ohhh bacon!"
And that's how Something In Your Mouth was written
2009/02/28
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Yeah..that sounds about like Nickelback alright.
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