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2008/09/25

Change survey

Article of note

Voters with heightened physical reactions to perceived threats—blinking or sweating when exposed to "threatening" images—may be less likely to vote for change, a new study says. The researchers caution, however, that no cause-and-effect between reflexes and voting patterns has been established.


These are the two things Baron and myself hate most. Change and spiders. We can't help it that evil things make us squirm. Damn those hardened libs.

This is why I have a Clint Eastwood poster in the living room. Whenever I get scared watching a horror film or seeing one of those abomonations scuttle across the carpet, I can just look to Clint. And he giveth me strength.

Anyways, perhaps change and spiders go hand-in-hand? Behold my intellectual brilliance.

Spiders = Evil

Change = Evil

Obama = Change

Obama = Shelob?

We shall never know.

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