In a short 4ish hour's time we will be boarding a plane destined for the land of milk & honey: Arizona. I will be accompanied by the Baron and the one they call Death. The family name runs deep in the AZ. Cousin Cuyler is in his bed right now awaiting our arrival with the glee of a schoolgirl.Cousin Cuyler has a sister who is marrying an incredibly Mexican man. We are going to this ceremony to make sure no one gets stabbed. Because Mexicans stab people. Especially the illegals.
Who knows what glories away us?! It is an almost 1 week tour of the great desert state. We will traverse the unbearable tundra of the Canyon of Greatness; possibly losing our way and surviving the entire trip only by feeding on grubs and scorpions and the occasional illegal baby.
Updates live from Arizona if we find internet access!
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