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2008/05/29

Aliens are going to destroy us



Jeff Peckman says that there's some incredibly delicious video that will make us all believe that aliens exist.

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said.

The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said this month.

In a statement, Peckman said "other related credible evidence" proving aliens exist will be shown at Friday's news conference, too.


So..will these guys be anything like those warmongering illegals from Signs?

How are we supposed to defend ourselves if their skin is immune to water? We need to know their weak-point Peckman, and we need to know it now.

Is it chocolate? They could be so sophisticated a species that they can travel millions of lightyears to get here with their uber-tech space craft, but in the end everyone succumbs to a Baby Ruth.

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