Umpiring 101

What do we call a pitch 6" outside? What's that kids? A "ball"? Well you're fat and also stupid and judging by that comment probably have never played the game of baseball like MLB Umpires are required to do, thus not knowing proper baseballness.

Larry Vanover hates the Brewers. That is the only conclusion I come to after staring at these pictures for hours.





"Well what do the robots tell us!?", they shout! "Surely they cannot be sure it was a strike! O' Machinery!"




The purpose for this post is to show how just much LARRY VANOVER sucks at his job and probably bets on baseball*. But I'm sure he got 95% of the calls right!

*probably does not bet on baseball

Edit - Our beautiful and talented friends at Brew Crew Ball give us the catchers view. Just as bad.