Bet of the Ages

So Jared and I have a bet laid upon the table which is to be fulfilled before the summer ends. Thus explains another absence by yours truly. But by now you probably have hundreds of thoughts of what this "bet" could be. Is it who can steal Ryan Braun's personal batting gloves, to stealing a fork at Ponderosa, or even the deed of going the whole summer without a meal at Culvers. Unfortunately all of these deeds are still up in the air. But the true bet is who can write an efficient and mind blowing 200 page novel. So far I am 6 pages in, but believe me these 6 pages are enough to baffle any philosopher who tries to break down and understand the actions of mankind to even astronomers who gaze into the heavens and predict when Mars will eclipse with the Sun to give my super powers back and worrying if their elegant Mothers will truly serve 9 delicious pickles. But yeah Jared's is about orcs and fighting throughout the ages while I depict a chaotic monster world which needs saving.