Let's all just take a moment here and reflect. We all hate Jay Cutler, do we not? He is a blood-siphoning parasite on the beautifully sculpted body that is the NFL. I know, I know - tell us something we don't know, right?
Well, when you express your fury and type in the phrase "I hate Jay Cutler" on the Google Intertubes, guess what site is #1? THIS SITE. Few times have I been more proud to be a Green Bay Packer fan.
And now, a haiku poem written for everyone's favorite FIB: Jay Cutler.
Cutler whined and groaned,
McDaniels tried to toss bone,
Rodgers sees 2-0
Read it and weep. 5-7-5. Just like the ancestral Japanese did in that Seven Samurai movie.
Note: The last line should read "Rodgers sees TWO OH" not "TWO AND OH" That would not fit in the haiku format, you see.
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