Anarchy in the U.K...literally.

This would happen just as the Baron is due to arrive in London..as well all know, the infamous G-20 summit is just about set to begin. World leaders have arrived from all corners of the globe to discuss the continuing global economic woes. Because of this, every whining, complaining idiot on the face of the earth is making their way to London to launch ineffective protests that are based solely on attempting to be annoying enough that world leaders will throw themselves off of roof tops just to avoid looking at their ridiculous signs and annoying slogans any longer.

Unfortunately or fortunately, I am currently near the thick of the action for protesting in the city. SkyNews recently reported that the largest protests today will be,

Led by former Liberal Democrat councillor Marina Pepper, G20 Meltdown is a mix of anti-capitalists and anarchists who will converge on the Bank Of England around midday.

They will leave in a mass carnival from four London stations at 11am. They claim to be leading an English revolution and their message is clear: "Lost your home? Lost your job? Lost your savings or your pension? This party is for you!"

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse marches will depart from Moorgate, Liverpool Street, London Bridge and Cannon Street stations at 11am.

In other words, they are throwing a huge unemployment party to complain about not having jobs, instead of actually going to apply for jobs. They are complaining about losing their savings, while spending money flying all the way to London to throw this party. Anyway, to tell you how perilously close Death chooses to live in comparison to these protesters, I am situated at Barbican underground station on the Circle Line. The very next stop on the underground is Moorgate, and the next stop after that is Liverpool Street. DEATH LOVES DANGER.

To all you hoodlums, just stay out of my way as I ready myself for the arrival of Tim Gauger. If you want to see these "peaceful" protesters in action, go to www.skynews.com and see all of their "peaceful" protests.