The rumors are true. Today, under the guise of getting a haircut, I journeyed to Wal-Mart and bought the Perfect Push-up.
I immediately took it out of the package upon leaving the store and proceeded to blow the minds of everyone in the parking lot by pumping out 50 perfect push-ups in perfect Perfect Push-up form. They call me Mr. Universe for a reason people.
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