Let us start with the best news of all: Derrick Frost is no longer the Packer's punter. Do I need to say more? No, I do not. But I will anyways.
Derrick Frost was the worst punter I have ever seen punt the footing-ball. I've been yearning to find out why he is so awful during the games. According to Mike McCarthy Frost is awesome during practice, but as soon as he steps onto the game field his brain goes, "DURR DA DURR" and he turns into a David Beckham wannabe: "Do I drop the footing-ball and dribble it around by my feet? Should I even catch the snap? Why am I not playing rugby in Australia?" These are some of the things that go through Derrick Frost's head as he's getting ready to punt.
Why?
Well, I had to do some digging, but I may have found the reason. And by digging, I mean typing his name into Google.
RESULTS!!!:
I type in "Derrick Frost" and I get "chiodos" as a related search along with a bunch of awful pictures. So I think to myself, "Hmmm, self. Maybe this 'chiodos' has something to do with his mediocrity. Good thinking!"
I click on "chiodos" and much to my incredible dismay I stumbled upon the very reason that Derrick Frost fails at punting.
BEHOLD THE REASON:
"Tales of Ordinary Madness" What in the hell? This is madness, alright. Utter non-ordinary madness. How do you even live with yourself Derrick Frost? How do you continue to live a lie? We all know that you are a member of this... "sect"...
I don't even know what to say to you Derrick Frost. Ted Thompson had something to say to you after he found out about this little "chiodos" shenannigans: YOU FAIL. GOODBYE
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