Death is sick of these generic "I voted" statuses on Facebook. If possible, I would punch the first-born child of every person who put them up without specifying who they voted for, or even why. When Death gets angry, countries are razed, buildings receive devastation, and various tyrannical world leaders are put up in countries that don't really matter to the world in general.
When you put up your Facebook status, be a man about it. For example, my own current status on Facebook:
Death...is voting against change, McCain/Palin '08!
OR
The Baron's Brother...can't wait to watch McCain's victory tonight.
OR
The Shepherd and Creator of this blog...LET'S DO THIS REPUBLICANS.
We all want you to vote on this blog..but vote for the right guy, or just stay home in your rotting hole in the ground hoping that Obamatron will go steal some of our money and give it to you so you can buy another Big Mac Value meal with a side order of Fleischmann's vodka. If you vote, vote for MCCAIN/PALIN. Otherwise, don't waste America's time. STAY HOME.
When the battle is toughest, that's when a war veteran steps up to the plate. Barack, just ran back home..as you mock us with your name, Barack Hussein Obama: Heck, USA, I'm an Arab SOB!
VOTE FOR THE RIGHT GUY: VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN '08.
The Shepard...
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