Arnold, you are a strange man. But today, you are a great man.
"Every year in March I come here to organize the Arnold Classic, which is all about building the body and pumping," Schwarzenegger said.
"That's why I want to invite Senator Obama because he needs to do something about those skinny legs. I'm going to make him do some squats.
"And then we're going to make him do some biceps curls to beef up those scrawny little arms. But if he could only do something about putting some meat on his ideas.
"Senator McCain on the other hand is built like a rock. His character and his views are solid."
If that isn't the most awesome thing you've read in weeks then you've probably been reading a very good book. So keep reading that book. But in the meantime take a moment and appreciate Mr. Freeze's words of wisdom here. You can't put it much better than how he just did.
Obama-non-tron, your foreign policy is like a popscicle while McCain's is like a Triple Butterburger Deluxe Basket at Culvers: Are you man enough?!
Would Schwarzy talk this way about Obamatron? I think so.
New poll idea. Mr. Freeze vs Obamatron. Epic.
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