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2008/10/03

A Bold..Yet Necessary Prediction..

With tonight come the winds of glory. With tonight come the winds of change, the winds of battle, the winds of a well-deserved victory. Many of those doubters would allow the Brewers to give up. After all, by an unforeseen circumstance, C.C. Sabathia was not able to secure Game 2 of the Brewers-Phillies War. Though his shield may be shattered, however, the Brewers spear never rests. Dave Bush, a.k.a. Moses, shall lead us to the promised land of playoff victory for the first time in 26 years tomorrow. That's right, I guaranteed it..I said it..I DECLARE it..

THE BREWERS WILL WIN GAME 3, GAME 4, AND GAME 5, and WILL GO ON TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES.

Who is going to get us there? One may wonder, with two, at times, inadequate pitchers stepping to the mound. Let me tell you who shall be the hero of this epic story. It shall be he who held the arms of Dave Bush (Moses) while he battled the likes of, not the Amelakites or the men of Ur, but the despised ranks of Ryan Howard or Jimmy Rollins. Prince Fielder, our Aaron, shall hold up the hands of Moses and we shall reach Canaa.

Who gave up on the Brewers? Not the writers of this blog. We toiled in virtual anonymity for years until our day came. After years of Brewers playoff predictions, it is we who are laughing now. So sit down tomorrow, grab your chainmail and your Shadowfax, and prepare for war. The Brewers-Phillies War of '08 shall not be won easily, but that's the only way we could ask for it. The greatest comebacks begin with the greatest of letdowns.

BREWERS..WORLD SERIES CHAMPS '08.

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